She scared the you-know-what out of him

And now more tales from Potty Training
This just happened and made me laugh so hard I almost had to push Alex off the potty and use it myself! Alex was sitting on his little boy potty trying desperately to do #2…he has #1 down.. it’s #2 that ’s hanging him up.  So, he’s sitting on the [...]

Titans don’t whine and Steve Martin is pickin’ and grinnin’

Bummed about the Titans loss. Why, Why, Why…oh wait, I know why. If you can’t hold onto the the ball you can’t win.  Case closed-season closed.
BTW, ever think football and child rearing would ever go hand-in-hand? Alex, my two year old, was whining this morning and I said, “Titans don’t whine.” He stopped whining and [...]

What was my wife thinking?

Do dogs have bad breath? YES, yes they do. Then can you please explain to me why my wife wants to make homemade dog biscuts for Casey and one of the main ingredients is GARLIC??? Hello, dog breath doesn’t need garlic added on top of it. That’s like throwing a skunk into a port-a-john and leaving [...]

Jesus will make a new Dad

Hummmm…What do you say to your kid when they say this? We’re potty training Abby and she told me this while sitting bare-bottomed on my lap after an unsucessful session on the potty…”Better not tinkle on Daddy’s pants or we’ll have to put Daddy in the toilet and flush himdown. That would make me sad. But [...]

Do you like your in-laws?

One set of parents gone…the next arrives in 20 minutes! Boy, we’re busy. My parents were here for a week and a half and the in-laws will be staying with us into the New Year! Could you handle that with your parents…much less your in-laws?
I always remember what my Mom use to say, “Relatives are like fish…they [...]