Banning Chubby Flight Attendants

Chubby Flight attendants get the boot…Can you believe Air India is banning chubby flight attendants? Don’t ban em… just charge them $15 per pound of excess baggage.

My favorite part of Bonnaroo…Blowing Tents! No not a band, it’s what happens when you forget to stake your tent down and a Tennessee wind blows up! Check it out very funny.

Bonnaroo my favorite time of the year–REALLY…I love reading the daily reports of people busted for drugs. Did you hear that cops just nabbed a dude trying to bring 1000 hits of acid into the festival…bummer, at least when you’re on an acid trip you’re not conscious of the smell of 40,000, sweaty, unwashed bodies packed into a four day concert venue. I guess there are upsides to acid! Am I seeing Double…Is it legal to have this many double letters….Bonnaroo, Tennessee.

Speaking of unwashed bodies…I just got an email from my friend who was at the CMA Music Festival for the first time this year. He said I wasn’t kidding about the mass of unwashed bodies. At least that the CMA Music Fest we get to go back to hotel rooms and shower.

It’s Friday the 13th…must be why I took not one…not two…but three wrong turns trying to get to the offices of the Multiple Sclerosis Society today. Then I find out that the offices weren’t open for another hour. Man, bad luck. Not that I’m scared of Friday the 13th–no way man–it was just a coincidence that getting lost happened on this unlucky of unlucky days. What I’m amazed about is that 67 million people actually have a phobia of this day. Now that’s scary!